14th feb
A few interesting things happened today
1)
Was walking towards the south spine when i saw a familier figure. She dragged me to this man with a microphone...
man with mike:" HI SIR..... let me ask you a question, how many friends do you make in a month?"
(shoved the mike to my face)
me (hastily):" zero!"
man (not satisfied) : " how many in a year then?"
me: "ten???"
man:" TEN IN A YEAR. say i can make you know ten times more in a day... 10 times 10... what do u get??
me:"............."
man:" 100 right? this is the programme i want to show you..." (presented a brochure)
(pushed mike to me again, i refused to converse thru the system as we were the only 2 who were talking. I grabbed the brochure and said i'll think about it)
felt damn stupid....
2)
was on msn
justin: hey, better set ur mode to away
me: oh yar (adjusted my settings)
justin: it's vday and u're online.... you r a loser
me: eh... then you leh?
justin: wa lau, u studying in uni and staying in hall somemore, after all the money u spent, u're as pathetic... i look you no up
me: wa lau... what did u think i stayed in the hostel and come to sch for?? i wan to study leh.
justin: dun give me crap unless u're not a male
.....
3)
was talking to junjie
me: SIAN!!!!!!
junjie: told you to get a gf liao... u don't want to listen
me: eh..... get a gf won't feel sian already ah?
junjie: at least not so sian
me: u sure or not?? u guarantee ah?
junjie: ...............
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